snivellussnep:

epic-vines:

When you forget to plug your headphones in

Vine by: Cody Johns

I’VE WATCHED THIS 4 TIMES AND I LAUGH HARDER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

The worst thing is that when I watched this I forgot to fuCKING PLUG IN MY GOD DAMN HEADPHONES

I don’t know if I’ll colour this or not

headsmashscrafty:

So, I was having a slow day with fishing. I had caught…. What, three common fish? And I wanted some sharks.. I needed some real money. And so, that fateful day, I decided…. To contact the Gods. And what do the Gods like in return for their favours? SACRIFICES! So I said the Holy Chant, and sacrificed some common, yet tasty, fish.

Then I moved to another area to get a good spread of sacrifices, chanted my wish, and threw the delectable fish back to the depths. I threw two more fish out, then wandered around the island so as to find whether or not my pleas were heard. Then, I saw a huge shadow, larger than the rest, and…

I realized that yes, I had been heard. A few minutes later, I had caught another two of these monsters. And then, I saw a fin.

It wasn’t quite a shark, but it would get me the money I needed. Heading around the island once more, I saw two more fins! Oh my word, had I pleased the Gods with my humble sacrifices?!

Apparently so. This happened until my pockets were full of sharks and other large fish… Saw Sharks, Hammerheads, Napoleonfish…. Until I finally went home, box full of the deep sea creatures. Selling eleven of the monsters in one go, I was able to pay off my loan… And get the money needed to build a bridge.

And that, my dear people, is how you fish.

For those of you wondering, this still works.




I’m glad that when I accidentally released my whale shark instead of my sea bass :’( offered my whale shark up to the Gods, I pleased them enough to see around 15 sharks, and catch 11 of them!

Fishies by HeadSmashScraftyDon’t you hate it when it’s right there but they don’t see it

Zell please keep that kind of conversation for anywhere but in public, thank you

Best alibi I’ve heard yet

REBLOG | Posted 2 days ago With 1 note
tags: #wow #not art

I have no idea what happened here. I apologize.

Cleverbot knows all the questions that should be asked.

REBLOG | Posted 6 days ago With 1 note
tags: #Oh #Okay

fauxboy:

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hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

I don’t understand how I got this result

punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

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Saw this and couldn’t resist One Pieceing it up.

16 years and counting

HNNGH SO CUTE

Inside jokes are the funniest things
Like, how do they even come about