Sometimes I imagine myself if I was, like, a mutant from X-Men for example or a superhero, and in my head I do really cool stuff and have super awesome moves.
It made me think… What if you’re on the train and you see a really cute boy/girl and you ask yourself “I wondering what they’re thinking” well for all you know they could be imagining themselves as a Super Villian destroying things or a magical pony or Iron Man or a Skull Girl you just don’t know
New theme: Toad (X-Men: Evolution)
Chibi for the sidebar
I love when you’re drawing digitally in public and someone looks over your shoulder when you’re doing something to help with the next step and they’re like
"Well okay I understand that’s the shading but I don’t understand why it’s bright blue, I mean-"
*You change layer style and lower opacity*
And you just sit there like
*Leans back on chair*
"I know I don’t know what I’m doing with half of my life but trust me on this one"
I started drawing using a limited colour palette… Until I realized I had no idea what the fuck I was doing so I gave up
When you forget to plug your headphones in
Vine by: Cody Johns
I’VE WATCHED THIS 4 TIMES AND I LAUGH HARDER EVERY SINGLE TIME.
The worst thing is that when I watched this I forgot to fuCKING PLUG IN MY GOD DAMN HEADPHONES
I don’t know if I’ll colour this or not
So, I was having a slow day with fishing. I had caught…. What, three common fish? And I wanted some sharks.. I needed some real money. And so, that fateful day, I decided…. To contact the Gods. And what do the Gods like in return for their favours? SACRIFICES! So I said the Holy Chant, and sacrificed some common, yet tasty, fish.
Then I moved to another area to get a good spread of sacrifices, chanted my wish, and threw the delectable fish back to the depths. I threw two more fish out, then wandered around the island so as to find whether or not my pleas were heard. Then, I saw a huge shadow, larger than the rest, and…
I realized that yes, I had been heard. A few minutes later, I had caught another two of these monsters. And then, I saw a fin.
It wasn’t quite a shark, but it would get me the money I needed. Heading around the island once more, I saw two more fins! Oh my word, had I pleased the Gods with my humble sacrifices?!
Apparently so. This happened until my pockets were full of sharks and other large fish… Saw Sharks, Hammerheads, Napoleonfish…. Until I finally went home, box full of the deep sea creatures. Selling eleven of the monsters in one go, I was able to pay off my loan… And get the money needed to build a bridge.
And that, my dear people, is how you fish.
For those of you wondering, this still works.
I’m glad that when I
accidentally released my whale shark instead of my sea bass :’( offered my whale shark up to the Gods, I pleased them enough to see around 15 sharks, and catch 11 of them!
Don’t you hate it when it’s right there but they don’t see it
Zell please keep that kind of conversation for anywhere but in public, thank you
Best alibi I’ve heard yet
I have no idea what happened here. I apologize.
Cleverbot knows all the questions that should be asked.
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
I don’t understand how I got this result
A FUN GAME:
PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB